Weird and Wonderful Facts with Mark!
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk and Kill.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Welcome to the Interact Blog!
The Interact Blog is now available at Six Online aiming to get some publicity for the group and invite more members – no-one knows who we are or what we do! We will regularly update you all with the activities we are organising and the events we are taking part in. That way, if there [...]
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Entertainment
Transformers Review
The question everyone was asking was ‘will it be as good as the first one?’ Well yes, it is, maybe even better.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen opened with a story from the past, an explanation for the plot, before launching into an action packed scene which introduces the well known Autobots. This opening proved to [...]
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Fashion
From Hogwarts to Haute Couture!
Harry potter star Emma Watson, who recently became one of the faces of Chanel Star and of Burberry, is said to be working on designing a line of clothes in aid of charity.
This good deed resembles that of her character Hermione, who in the Goblet of Fire, worked to free the house-elves from their [...]
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Technology
The Not-So Remote Control!
T.V. B has developed a devilish device in the form of a pocket-sized T.V. remote.
This remote proves the theory that size does not matter. This discrete device has the potential to control 99 per cent of T.V. sets anywhere! The controller works by emitting pulses of light at the television, powering it on and off. It has over 400 [...]
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Articles
Editor’s Note
After a tiresome ordeal, Six is back online! We’d like to welcome all soon-to-be year 12s, enjoy foundation week, hopefully the weather will be permitting for the barbecue on Wednesday lunchtime! Feel free to look around the site. Like what you see? Then, you too, can get involved with Six! We meet every Monday lunchtime upstairs in the [...]
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News
The Stig unhelmeted
Is Micheal Schumacher the real Stig?
The mysterious Stig finally removed his helmet on the first of a new series of Top Gear, under the helmet was seven times F1 champion Micheal Schumacher. The revelation shocked all Top Gear fans until Jeremy Clarkson said ”I don’t think Michael Schumacher is the Stig”.
After the show, a BBC spokesperson would not confirm Schumacher [...]
Sport
Vamplew Exposed!
In an exclusive interview for Six Online, James Vamplew reveals all! We hear all the gossip from one of King Edward’s key rugby players and learn a little bit more about ‘Vamps’ himself.
We know James that you are a keen rugby player, but when did you actually start playing?
“When I was six, I played for [...]